clean up:
EVERYONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CLEANING UP AFTER THEMSELVES AND TAKING THEIR OWN TRASH TO THE DUMPSTER. IF YOU READ THIS PART, WE MAY LET YOU HAVE A FREE SOMETHING OR ‘NOTHER.
NO GLASS, NO RADIOS, AND NO PETS.
NO LIFEGAURD ON DUTY, SWIM AT OWN RISK.
All visitors must have a valid ID and be at least 18 years old or accompanied by a parent*
EVERYONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CLEANING UP AFTER THEMSELVES AND TAKING THEIR OWN TRASH TO THE DUMPSTER. IF YOU READ THIS PART, WE MAY LET YOU HAVE A FREE SOMETHING OR ‘NOTHER.
When violating any of the rules shown above, we will smile and ask you not to do that again. If seen violating another rule, we’ll say, “We don’t have to have the gates open, but we enjoy sharing it with folks, so obey the rules please or please leave.” Finally, if seen violating another rule, we’ll call the Medina County Sheriff deputy that lives around the corner, and then we’ll shake our heads and wonder why folks come to Paradise Canyon to not have a safe, good time and not cause anybody any trouble. Then again, maybe we’ll call the deputy first thing. But enough with all of that; remember the comment about free pickles? I’d much rather be smiling handing you a free pickle.